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1. Why do women love a grumpy Australian?

Because they give a good tongue lashing down under!

2. My 8 year old’s joke. Why did the train go toot toot?

Because it needed to go to the bathroom.

3. It’s been established that gunpowder was developed by Chinese scientists of the 2nd great imperial dynasty, 206 BC- 220 AD. This proves that

HAN SHOT FIRST! (Happy StarWars Day everybody)

4. Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

5. I was walking down the street the other day and a guy just came right up to me shouting ‘water hole, water hole…’

I didn’t understand what he was getting at but I’m sure he meant well.

6. Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.

The first economist says to the second, *“I’ll pay you $1000 to eat that pile of shit.”* The second economist takes the $1000 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist says to the first, *“I’ll pay you $1000 to eat that pile of shit.”* The first economist takes the $1000 and eats it. After walking a bit more, the first economist says: *“You know, I gave you $1000 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $1000 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing.”* *“That's not true,”* the second economist replies. *“We increased the GDP by $2000!”*

7. Flat earthers have nothing to fear...

Other than sphere itself.

8. You hear about the new high tech security system they are installing at Churchill Downs for next year’s Kentucky Derby?

They are installing a horsefield.

9. When you finally baby proof the house correctly

They shouldn’t be able to get in

10. My friend asked what is the difference between a 16-ounce brick and a carpenter

I replied that one weighs a pound and the other pounds away

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